EXTREME MUSCLES!

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LET SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE!
WE'LL SEE MORE MUSCLES, MORE, MORE AND MORE!

YEAAAH! I'M A MONSTER! I KNEW IT!
OH MY GOAT! CAN ANYONE PULL HIS NERVES??
YEAH! OUR FAVOURITE ARTIST EVER!
DONE? I'M TIRED STANDING HERE AND WAITING FOR PEOPLE CATCH MY PICS!
OWH~ HEAAVY NIGHT LAST NIGHT?
YEAH! IT'S LOOK PERFECT!
WHAT ARE YOU STARING FOR?
I'LL KEEP BUILD AND BUILD MY MUSCLE!


HERE SOME VIDS THAT GONNA SHOW YOU MORE MUSCLE!
YEAH! WATCH IT!
THIS IS MUSCLE TIME!
YEAH!


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DOWNLOAD FREE SpongeBob SquarePants Legends of Bikini Bottom 2010

SpongeBob SquarePants Legends of Bikini Bottom 2010 DVDRip XviD FiCO 

YES! IT'S FINALLY OUT!
ARE YOU READY KIDS?
YAI! YAI CAPTAIN!
I CAN HEAR YOU!
YAI! YAI CAPTAIN!
WOOOO!!








INFORMATION ;

Category: DVDRip / Cartoons
Release Date: 11/18/10
Video Format: XviD
Size: 700 MB
Language: English
Audio Format: MP3

Additional Info: Gather ‘round for a spine-tingling adventure (if you have a spine, that is) unlike any you’ve ever seen before! Hang on as SpongeBob, Patrick, and the rest of their Bikini Bottom friends dive into SpongeBob’s Legends of Bikini Bottom. You’ll squirm when Patrick and SpongeBob find themselves held prisoner by a backward gang, SpongeBob and pals look for a way out of the Bikini Bottom Triangle, and an evil hag curses the Krusty Krab! Then laugh when Patrick finds he has lots in common with a monster that invades town, join SpongeBob and Patrick on their search for a drain that once destroyed the city, and brace yourself for a volcanic eruption that brings an ancient warrior with dire predictions to Bikini Bottom! Six legends, one swell adventure: Legends of Bikini Bottom.


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ASSALAMUALAIKUM!
Apa khabar hari ini? Sihat?
Saya doakan anda sentiasa berada dalam keadaan sihat di samping keluarga tercinta~
Prinsip hidup saya, jadilah manusia yang bermanfaat untuk manusia lain~
Tapi, jika kamu tak bermanfaat sekalipun, janganlah jadi manusia yang suka menyusahkan orang lain~
Jangan jadi manusia yang tak bermanfaat dan suka menyusahkan orang okay~


Sesungguhnya penyakit dan kesusahan datang dari Allah S.W.T~
Saya tahu anda setuju~ KAN? KAN?? KAN???
Tapi, kita sebagai manusia kita boleh berdoa dan membuat pencegahan dari segala penyakit dan kesusahan~

Contohnya, anda tahu kalo anda lepak kat kolam buaya, anda berisiko mati jadi "DINNER" geng-geng buaya tuh~
(Sori, contoh agak keterlaluan~ Saya main bedal je~ kah! kah! kah!)
So, elakkanlah lepak kat kolam buaya tuh~
Banyak lagik tempat lepak kan, ada taman-taman indah~
Bawak awek anda lepak sekali dan lakukan aksi-aksi merbahaya~
Boleh saya skodeng dan rakam aksi-aksi anda, pastu saya tunjuk kat mak bapak anda~
Kalo bukan islam, saya tak kisah sangatlah~ Itu hal mereka dengan Tuhan mereka~
Tapi, Kebanyakan yang lepak sana minah-minah tudung kot~
"MINAH-MINAH ZAMAN SEKARANG RAMAI TAK PAKAI OTAK... BANGANG!!"
Bodoh! anak tak sedar diuntung!

ALAMAK!!
Kita dah lari dari tajuk utamalah~
Saya sebenarnya nak kongsi pasal NYAMUK pembawa virus DENGGI neyh~


Haaaa~ Inilah serba sedikit rupa bentuk muka dia~
Ada siapa-siapa tak pernah tengok muka nyamuk?
Kah! Kah! Kah!
Ketok kepala korang kalo tak penah!!

Begini ceritanya~
(Sambil duduk memegang lengan yang kena picagari baru-baru tadi~)
Saya nak bagitahu, saya kat mana-mana tempat pun, kalau hadirnya sang nyamuk, saya memang akan menjadi mangsa pertama dan saya juga orang pertama yang menyedari kehadiran mereka~
Saya sendiri pun tak tahu kenapa~
Mungkin darah saya sikit dan EXCLUSIVE kot!
HA! HA! HA!

Kebiasaannya, masa-masa MAGHRIB je saya tutup tingkap dan bakar LINGKARAN NYAMUK~
Tapi, mengikut kajian saya, Walaupun ada lingkaran nyamuk, nyamuk yang ada kat dalam bilik tuh relaks je kot~
Yea la~ Nyamuk bandar~ Dah bermutasi kot!! 
Tak macam nyamuk kampung, walaupun anda kena gigit seratus kali, takde lah sampai kena denggi kan~

Berbalik kepada cerita kita~
Member aku sorang tuh lah punya pasal, Aku cakap jangan bukak tingkap~
Haaa~ Keras kepala~
"Bukak sikit, Biar angin masuk, Nyamuk takkan terbang sampai tingkat dua~"
Dia bijak sangat kan?
Aku dah kajilah semua bahlul~
Aku memang sangat benci manusia bajet pandai~
Ini DENGGI bai~ Boleh bawak maut, kalo aku mati macam mana?
Fikir jugaklah tentang keluarga orang lain~
Haaaa~ Selepas insiden tingkap terbuka tuh~
Malam tuh jugak aku terbangun dan memang nyamuk hadir masa tuh~
Esok hari, Kepala aku sakit seolah-olah migrane~

Tapi, aku tak ambil kira sangatlah~
Aku pegilah kelas~
Masuk kelas, kena aircond, Makk aii~ Sejuk sangat~ Rasa macam sampai ke tulang woah!~
Itu okay lagi, dapat control lagi~
Tapi, masa kitorang pergi masjid kampus untuk menunaikan solat zuhur, Masa tuh la paling teruk~
Sebijik macam PARKINSON aku menggigil tau~
Kalo ada awek tengok time tuh, jatuh saham aku~
MWAKAKAKAKA!
Balik-balik rumah je, aku terus tidur berbungkus dengan kameja dan jeans sekali dan siap pakai jaket dan berselimut~
(Berapa banyak DAN daaaa~ Kih! Kih! Kih!)
Macam kat gunung KINABALU rasanya~

Okay-okay~ Dah masuk lima hari  saya demam, Demam neyh main-main je~
Kejap ada, kejap takde, Buat saya Bengang der~
So, saya putuskan hari ini untuk check darah~

Aku pun pergilah~
Dipendekkan cerita, sampailah giliran aku untuk ambil darah~
"Woah~ Besarnya urat adik, akak cocok, adik tahan yea~ Sakit sikit je~"
Nurse yang aku rasa dah kahwin berkata demikian dan picit-picit lengan aku seolah-olah massage~
"Wow! Sedapnya nurse! Lagi, lagi, lagi! lama dah aku tak kena picit! Mak aku je lah rajin picit aku!"
Kataku dalam hati~ Sambil melihat jarum memasuki urat nadiku~
"Sakit tak adik?"
"tak la~ (Cover bai~)"
"Alamak, darah adik malu nak keluarlah~ Meh sebelah lagi, akak nak cucuk sana plak, darah sini tak cukup~"
"Adeyh~ matilah aku~ Ya Tuhanku~"
Dah la aku pernah kena picagari masa kat bangku sekolah je~
Memang traumalah aku~
"Alamak, sini pun malu jugak nak keluarlah adik~"
"OOOOMYYYYGOOOOAAATTTT!! (Bisik hatiku~)"
"Takpe, akak try pulak kat tepi dia neyh~"
Memang betul-betul ngerilah~ Nasib baik dapat cover~ Takde air mata keluar~
HA! HA! HA!

Selepas hantar darah ke makmal, Doktor bertugas pun memanggilku~
"Mazeer! Hensemboi! Pergi kaunter A check tekanan darah!"
Garangnyer~
 Kih! Kih! Kih! Nasib baik doktor wanita tuh nampak kiut walaupun kelihatan sudah berusia~

"Adoi bang, tak pe ke kena PUMP? Tak sakit bekas picagari neyh?"
"Ala, Relakslah dik! Kamu mesti bleh tahan punya! Kamu kan lelaki, mesti boleh tahan~ Lelaki kan kuat~ Kalo tak kuat jangan jadi lelaki~"
Segannya aku~
Masa tuh pandangan aku dah kabur-kabur dan nampak gelap je~
Adakah aku akan pengsan?
Sesungguhnya aku tak perbah pengsan seumur hidup aku~
"Dah, bagi kat doktor!"
"Amcam bang? Normal atau abnormal?"
"Normal lah, jangan risau, darah kamu kurang keluar sebab kamu kurang minum air~"

Doktor pun menanya diriku yang membuat mata garfield masa tuh (Ntah jadi ke tak~)~
"Apa yang kamu rasa?"
"Sakit sendi sikit, biji mata sakit kalo nak jeling-jeling, rasa sejuk, demam dah berlanjutan~"
"Ini ada list saya bagi, kalau ada simptom-simptom macam neyh, cepat-cepat pergi hospital tau~"
"Lagi satu, esok kamu kena datang sini lagi~ Kena amek darah sekali lagi~ Denggi takde ubat, kamu minum air banyak-banyak je tau!"
"Kamu neyh ada tanda-tanda denggi tau~"
"Oraite, trimas doc! (Jawabku sambil berlalu~)"

Haaaa~
Tengok, disebabkan kawan macam haram dan pengotor, aku yang kena akibatnya~
Kalau korang yang kena, takpe, korang deserve that!~
Ini, orang lain pulak yang kena~
Tidakkah itu satu penganiayaan namanya?

Aku taklah nak salahkan sesiapa sangat~
Aku tahu penyakit tuh datang dari Allah~
Kehadiran penyakit tuh adalah untuk menguji aku~
Tapi, pleaselah~
Aku nak suasana rumah sewa neyh sentiasa bersih~
Asyik aku je kena kemas?
Hotak korang! KORANG PIKIR AKU BIBIK KE??
Walaupun aku kemas bilik aku je, Tapi, lipas-lipas dari luar tuh mesti masuk sini jugak~
So, semua tempat kena bersihlah~
Aku tak tahu nak cakap apa~
Semoga esok kena cocok sekali je ngan picagari tuh~
Mati aku kalo dua tiga kali lagik~
Pengsan aku kat situ~
Wakakakakakakakakaka!

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Funny Monkey Pictures

Funny Intelligent Monkey : I think this guy really knows a lot. 


Funny Tech Monkey : I think they are using facebook !!!


Funny Monkey Couple : Romeo & Juliet .



Funny Model Monkey : Top Model 


Funny Monkeys : Loading ...!!!


Funny Stupid Monkey : He is really a stupid !!!


Funny Monkey Smoking : Hey !!! Which brand ??


Funny Teasing Monkey : oooooooooo ...


Funny astonished Monkey : Whats up ??


Funny Biker Monkey : !!!


Funny and Cute Monkey Twin 

NB: All pictures are collected using google image.

Foshan Dog Abused, Eyes Gouged Out, Genitals Cut Off

Foshan Dog Abused, Eyes Gouged Out, Genitals Cut Off

Xixi, an abused dog in Foshan, China.
From KDS, Sogou, and Tianya:
I don’t know if everyone knows or not, but [there is] a little dog in Foshan [Guangdong province] named Xixi. This is a poor doggy. I just saw its news, and my tears have never so easily come before, but seeing the photos of the abuse it had suffered, I cried, bawled… Xixi’s two eyes were gouged out, even its genitals were cut off, and its body was covered with holes…yet Xixi still tenaciously supported its own hurt body, roaming around the neighborhood. The surrounding people did not dare approach it, because Xixi’s appearance is very frightening. Only until a volunteer appeared was Xixi rescued. According to the rescue group, when Xixi was being taken to for medical treatment, it desperately bit at the rope that tied him, because Xixi was afraid of being hurt again. This alone is enough to prove how strong Xixi’s will to live is. However, according to several doctors’ diagnosis, Xixi first suffered external injuries all over its body from human abuse, and then because of not being immediately treated, its wounds were infected and developed leukemia, causing white blood tumors in its body, and today Xixi’s wounds are beginning to quickly fester, its situation serious and unable to be controlled.
After careful observation by volunteers over a day and a night, it is very exerting and painful for Xixi to urinate and defecate, leading to a part of its intestines to be expelled~~ Apart from that, Xixi keeps going to dark corners. Those who have raised pets and have some experience all know that this is what dogs (and other animals) do when they know they are about to die and want to find a peaceful place to leave the world, and eventually Xixi chose to leave…
Too many, too many people have cried for Xixi…Xixi was a very good dog. What kind of person would abuse a dog? Be so inhuman? I can’t imagine what this beast looks like. So I hope to kick start everyone’s strength/power to find this murderer. Why are the fates of stray animals all like this? To provide some clues/leads, the rescuer said the incident happened in Foshan and that he always saw Xixi in Yajule Huayuan [probably a neighborhood]…so I hope everyone can help find the murderer…and here I also hope everyone can pray for Xixi, that the Xixi in heaven will be happy and blessed, and also hope that everyone can pay attention to the stray animals around them and give them some more love/care…
Xixi, an abused dog in Foshan, China. Eyes were gouged/dug out.
Xixi, an abused dog in Foshan, China.
Xixi, an abused dog in Foshan, China.

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“Boiled Alive Cat” Prepared, Served In Chinese Restaurants

“Boiled Alive Cat” Prepared, Served In Chinese Restaurants
A stew in Guangzhou, China with cat meat.
From Tiexue & Mop:

Shocking, the entire process of how Guangzhou restaurants make boiled alive cat

[Warning: Pictures may be graphic.]
Cat traders with caged cats in China.
Cat restaurants hidden on the outskirts of town, “boiled alive cat” attract people’s attention
Cat meat 10 yuan/500g, cat brain 30 yuan/500g, cat intestines 50 yuan/500g
What is “boiled alive cat”?
Cook: “[The cat] cannot be completely beaten to death, [because] it also needs to be boiled a little, this is what ‘live cooked cat’ is.”
Why do so many people like eating cat?
Cat eater: Eating cat meat can cure asthma, is a health supplement [something eaten for health benefits].
A stray cat wholesale market has over a thousand cats packed into metal cages.
Caged cats to be sold for their meat.
The majority of the cat trade is sold to Guangdong, because in Lingnan cuisine, Guangdong people [Cantonese] especially like to eat cat; It first became popular in the Chaozhou-Shantou region. Cat meat has been traditionally believed to be effective for helping a person’s yin and yang balance, whereas recorded in Guangdong Yue cuisine recipies is a dish called “Long hu dou” [literally, "dragon fighting tiger". The reason why cat meat is held in esteem lies in the naive belief of its eaters that it has a "health supplementing/boosting" effect.
Caged cats in China, awaiting their fates to become food.
Heartbreaking innocent expressions, awaiting the fate of being eaten.
A cat having its fur removed and gutted.
Below is the process of cooking cats. Cat lovers, please prepare yourselves.
A "cat restaurant" cook holds up a white cat from the fur-removal machine.
To show what a good deal it is, a house cat with its fur removed is hung on a hook publicly to be weighed.
A cat being boiled alive and its internal organs removed.
Still breathing house cat put in boiling water and cooked alive.
Cook removes the internal organs of the "white cat".
Dead cats in China, one hung on a hook by the jaw.
A woman roasts a cat's head with a torch. A chopped up cat.
Cantonese diners eating a cat stew, a paw still visible in the dish.
Do you see it? The cat's paw is still in here.
"Express" reporter also discovered in an interview: To guarantee the freshness of the cat meat, most cat meat restaurants have adopted "live cooked cat", "beating", and similar methods of slaughtering live cats. "The more suffering, the better the taste. Doing it like this is to ensure that the blood is fully soaked into the flesh, and that the flavor of the cat meat prepared tastes great."
Those who have scrolled this far to read these words, please forward/repost this on, and pray for these shameless diners, because you [they, the diners] will suffer retribution in the future!!!

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The ugly FUR trade

























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