Ugly Food

It tastes ok, even delicious, but could you let it travel for plate to mouth?

Ok, which bit do you bite first?

I love lobster, I'm from the coast, I'm used to it, but it still looks alien. What was that Vincent Price movie?

Monkfish, ate it lots of times, sort of a cheap scampi. But would you kiss this mouth?

It's the cake of death.

I'm glad I didn't get this as a birthday cake! 

Tripe, the stomach tissue of a cow, taken from the rectilium lining. Lovely!

Only joking, nobody eats this, well nobody I know.

A creepy watermelon.

Strange fish of the day please

Fish alway looks so tempting, covered in breadcrumbs, salt, vinegar, served with chips. But are you happy you're getting what you pay for, it might be one of these!4

He's a babe!

Hello Matey! Yeh, he's a fish alright.

Large or small fish sir?

What you been feeding it? Your wife?

I've just come ashore to complain about you humans!

I'm still looking for a girlfriend.

Yoohoo sweetie! I'm here. 

Come on folks, help me out here. What is it?

I'm sure it's a photoshop job. If it's not, don't drink the water round here.

  Ok, so it has been photoshopped, but I like it.