He's a babe!
Hello Matey! Yeh, he's a fish alright.
Large or small fish sir?
What you been feeding it? Your wife?
I've just come ashore to complain about you humans!
I'm still looking for a girlfriend.
Yoohoo sweetie! I'm here.
Come on folks, help me out here. What is it?
I'm sure it's a photoshop job. If it's not, don't drink the water round here.
Ok, so it has been photoshopped, but I like it.